"Tell us a bit about X-Men. Because you’re actually rivals in X-Men."
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
SEBASTIAN STAN ON CHRIS EVANS’ LEFT BOOB GRABBING PROBLEM.
"Knock, knock. Mr. Criminal?"